Usually vacations are pretty nice and fun, you know, but mine... it seemed to begin as the vacation from hell. It all started two weeks ago, as my mother, father and me journeyed to Washington DC. Here, i actually wrote about it:
The Great Flood
I looked out the window of my brother’s apartment and saw Noah’s arc float down the street in front of the Russian embasy. As I watched, rather listlessly, I wondered how the hell a simple vacation had come to this.
It had all started normally, normal for my family anyways. Dad had packed the minivan, mom had freaked out the night before about driving and threatened not to come, and I packed an entertainment bag. Only problem with this vacation was that I would be the only one of their five children accompanying them for the first time of their married lives. The trip: visiting my two siblings and some family friends/could by my siblings if I had a desire for any more/ colleges in Washington D.C. with a little sidetrip to Philadelphia first to see my mom’s sister and then down to Williamsburg and later Charlottesville Va. Innocent sounding enough, but my parents have this odd knack for turning the smallest situations into large procedures, wearing unplanned matching outfits, and setting off alarms in museums.
The rain came as we reached Philadelphia on Saturday evening. Joy. It poured on Sunday, and the news showed pictures of the horrible flooding on the east coast, namely the D.C. area. Joy. At 11 o’clock that night a phone call came in from my sister, quite distraught, that her apartment had flooded. When I heard the news my mind moved in a cycle like this… “Flooded…. Colleen’s…. Where the hell is the body of water near her… Patomic… downhill…. Flooded…. What the hell…. Water…… I wonder how her bird is….. flooded….”. Yeah, couldn’t comprehend it.
The cause of the flooding was apparently a combination of unexpected torrential downpour, lack of proper landscaping, the fact that they lived at the bottom of a hill, and neglect of the manager for cleaning storm drains around the property. All together, these forces, in terms of management and lease, are “an act of God”. Yes, God himself apparently told management not to clean the gutters that year.
Now, this was where we were going to stay whilst in D.C. Not only were we without a place to live, but so were Colleen and her roommate. Another factor adding to her stress was the fact that she had just bought a piano and new couch. All that lovely furniture might be ruined in the ankle deep water.
When we arrived at her apartment in Arlington, VA that afternoon, the whole complex looked like a picture from the weather channel where people put sand bags in front of their doors and houses and wear yellow coats. That’s what they were doing. I was surprised, with all the flooding, roads closed, and power outages that FEMA wasn’t standing in my sister’s front yard. The only extravagant precaution I had heard of was that Sunday night, when the highways were dead stopped, the police actually reversed the flow of traffic and some poor unsuspecting, lost idiots followed a green geoprism with Ohio license plates off of the expressway, assuming he new where he was, and promptly found themselves lost.
Her house was sopping smelly, and the piano was on telephone books. They had pulled up the soaked carpet to expose a buckled, moldy parquet floor. Definitely NOT livable conditions, the stench and humidity were enough, and the fact that the ceiling in her bathroom had collapsed.
Anyways, we found a hotel, but all were booked in the whole entire city for the rest of the week, so we had to throw ourselves upon the mercy of my brother. (while at the hotel, I learned always to check that you don’t just have the correct room number, but also FLOOR before you politely ask a maid, in Spanish, to please open your room because you don’t have a key and your father is in the shower and therefore cannot hear you. It may end up in an awkward situation)
We found ourselves in his tiny, three room apartment on Teusday afternoon, and I quickly took stock of my surroundings. Everything there was perfectly neat and at right angles. All his hats perfectly spaced, books on his shelves alphabetized by genre, not one sticking out in front of another, magazines stacked so perfectly on top of one another it seemed there was just one giant one lying on the table.
Out his window I saw the now familiar downpour. Oh, did I mention it rained (imagine the worst and heaviest rain you can imagine) for four days strait with barely a break. I saw the Russian embasy, which is giant, imposing, and quite hideous.
On Wednesday things literally brightened up. We visited the “Heirich House” in Dupont circle. A lovely large Victorian mansion where my brother wishes to shoot his thesis. Later, after getting slightly lost, a very kind lady of about 60 years pointed my very touristy looking family in the direction of the Renwick Museum of art. When we arrived I looked across the street at the builing next to the white house and wondered why in the world a continuous stream of people eminated from the builing, all in suits and tie, and why they were flying the Japanese flag. Surely that wasn’t the embassy. (later I found out that a conference between President Bush and PM Izumi (I think that is it, anyway, he loves Elvis, thanks CNN for that weird fact. No I DON’T want to hear him sing Elvis again) Well, I brushed aside the worrying about how our government functions, like most Americans, and stepped inside of the museum to check out works by Grant Woods. Namely to see his “American Gothic” and “Paul Revere’s Ride” and “Daughters of the American Revolution”.
After an eventful day my family attended a free brass band concert, members in period, union army brass band dress, at the Kennedy center where my brother works.
We then enjoyed a wonderful weekend at Williamsburg. And, my friends, I learned when people displayed their arms back then, they meant it quite literally. All naked swords and guns (some 400 of them) lined the walls of the Governor’s Mansion. THAT is a great way to keep people from putting fingerprints on them. Yes, in the 18th century they were all sharp and ready to use, easily drawn out of their latticework pattern on the wall.
The drive home was uneventful, as most drives are. No rain this time, sadly, and my sister welcomed us home to a large pile of mail and pictures from her Alaskan vacation.
Current Mood: 
complacent
Current Music: tsubasa